YKYWTMSMW #2
#51. You have a framed picture of Usagi or Mamoru in your room.
#52. You start talking to your Sailormoon posters, and you figure that the reason they don't talk back is that they were made in Japan, and probably don't speak English.
#53. You check NASA's website everyday, closely examining the new pictures sent back from the Mars rover, hoping to see Sailormars hiding behind one of the rocks...
#54. You wonder why Ail and Ann haven't appeared on the X-files.
#55. Your worried if Makoto was OK, after first hearing about those comet fragments hitting Jupiter.
#56. You insist on having a Sailormoon impersonator at your wedding.
#57. You end up marrying him/her instead of your former fiance.
#58. You got mad when Sailormercury decided to stay, because you already made one-way flight reservations to Germany.
#59. You ask your doctor if you can have x-rays taken of yourself. In hopes of finding a rainbow crystal inside you.
#60. You hope you are a Sailor senshi and Luna hasn't found you yet.
#61. You get a job as a janitor at DiC headquarters. Which is only the first step of your plan to infiltrate the DiC corporation and learn all the inside secrets you can in preparation for your hostile takeover, to acquire the rights to Sailormoon in America.
#62. Someone teases you about liking Sailormoon and you no longer get mad. Instead you just pity them...For they know not, what they are missing.
#63. You wake up, and can't remember anything about the previous day. You conclude that you must have fought a fierce battle with Queen Beryl and won.
#64. You think that 2 days without Sailormoon is cruel and unusual punishment. Therefore, the parental units cannot, by law, ground you from the TV.
#65. You ask your florist, "Which type of roses have the best aerodynamics?"
#66. When the doctors listen to your heartbeat, he discovers it beats in rhythm to the Sailormoon theme song.
#67. You think all you need to survive is to eat, sleep, and watch Sailormoon. Then you think maybe eating and sleeping aren't that important.
#68. You tape a banana to a stick and run around yelling "Moon Healing Escalation!"
#69. You cried uncontrollably for hours after Usagi and Mamoru broke up, but didn't even almost cry when you saw "Titanic."
#70. When you get a bad grade on a test, you go up to your teacher with your carved pencil/pen and shout "In the name of the Moon I will punish you!!"
#71. A while back you were found in a thunderstorm wearing an aluminum hat jumping up and down and shouting "Supreme Thunder!"
#72. You marry a person who's last name is Moon, then join the Navy.
#73. You break down and cry when the store runs out of Mars Bars.
#74. While walking in the Mall you pass a book store with the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" in the window. You say to the person next to you "NO! That's wrong, Rei is from Mars and Minako is from Venus!
#75. You go to every place that sells Chocolate parfaits in your town then put up a sign saying you have them all hoping that you will finally find Naru (Molly).
#76. You send a letter to Calvin Klein asking them if they have the fragrance "Tuxedo Musk".
#77. You throw a party and you only serve hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune shakes, curry, muffins, cherry pie and weight gain bars to everyone.
#78. You read the above line and say to yourself "Oh you forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire off 20 more food items which I forgot to mention.
#79. You are known in school as "The Sailormoon Weirdo".
#80. You make your own Sailormoon web site.
#81. You do extensive research on the aerodynamics of a tiara.
#82. You actually begin to like Naru's, Laurie's and Cooans' (Catzys) voices.
#83. You grab every pen you come across, hold it up in the air, and shout "Moon power! Turn me into a beautiful princess! ni nare."
#84. You keep calling Nintendo, asking when they are going to release the "Sailor V" video game.
#85. Your choir teacher says "Now give me lots of energy!" and you can't get over the thought that he/she might be from the Dark Force.
#86. You can fit Sailormoon into ANY conversation.
#87. You can name any episode title from the number or vice-versa instantly.
#88. You have every episode on tape.
#89. You carry around a mini tape recorder and play Tuxedo Kamen's theme music whenever you enter a room.
#90. You check the yellow pages, looking for the local Shinto Temple.
#91. Your mother is constantly threatening to break your Sailormoon CD because you play it too much.
#92. You join the Navy just so you can dress like a Sailor.
#93. Before booting up your computer you say, "Moon Computer Power!".
#94. You have to move to another city, and your main concern is, will the local TV stations play Sailormoon?'.
#95. While driving a car, every time you turn on the headlights, you shout "Crescent Beam!".
#96. You single handily try to bring all the Sailormoon fans at your school together, to establish a "Save Our Sailors" campaign.
#97. You spend more money on Sailormoon merchandise than you do on food.
#98. Every time you hear Aerosmith's song "Dude looks like a lady" you can't help but think of Zoisite.
#99. You are afraid that your math teacher is draining your energy, because you always get so tired in math class.
#100. You can name off all of the senshi, but you can't name the last 4 US presidents.